Classification of the fairer sex, secretly to find out from the opposite sex.
It just so happened that I constantly find myself ina purely male company, and so I have become familiar, was »the guy» that has discounts do not make me. Having discussed all the football statistics, the political situation in the world and the continued economic »is well beyond tryndets happening» (if they are not then pulls philosophize, thinking of Marx and Spengler), they somehow move to a discussion of women.
In short, giving away valuable secret information. No bills.
And so - attention! - If you consider yourself internally and all feminine caste god-like and are not capable of self-irony - that this text is not for you. Feel free to slam the page and return to the beauty-section, there's a lot of boiling!
And for you, my brave male researchernature, I made a classification of women from male conversations. Forget the passages which they write PR in brand book and the girls in the status vkontakte: «yl, passionate nature, independent woman who knows what she wants ...», etc. Feel like a little bit on the racetrack or on the Geneva Motor Show... In a world of options and assessments. The male brain tends to objective criteria. Well, that is if it's crooked teeth, but she can recite all of Baudelaire in the original - it is primarily crooked teeth. Welcome to the harsh world of men.
Thus, the heroine of the male conversations. Here, of course, not the entire spectrum. I chose the brightest / strange types. Let's start with the good.
Useful BABA
Or »vyshak». That's it. Ideal. »Ten» of American youth series.
Firstly, qualified »woman» pretty. In the description of this type can often hear such expressions: »the foot is» (ie, is the owner of slender legs), »hair is» (color, respectively, all right), »full set» (bust-waist-hips) »friendly interface» (this is, in fact, about the face - about pretty) and so on. Or how Zoshchenko: »The nose, mouth - it's all there.»
Under this option, the external reading »shelf»weight: someone concerned purely parameters, and some something called »porodistost», which can be read in the gestures, gait, manner of dress, tone of voice, etc. Or, as I said dreamily one of my lover friend:.. »She proportional to this ... »
Often this characteristic appears as»Non-empty eyes.» And aesthetes:.. Mysterious, luminous, languid, and so qualified »» can not stand men brain. Or endure so neat - or so highly artistic - that it is becoming dignity.
Such »is a character.» And someone Give light, and someone (even though he complains) - certainly need complicated. Otherwise uninteresting.
And in the end, this »smart women», or»Sensible.» Not to be confused with erudition (though it is also for some men in this category must have). That is, optionally, again in the original Baudelaire. I must think quickly. Or just think. At least something to think.
And probably the most important criterion - a »self-sufficiency». And here are possible options: from their own business to a successful left to itself in the gym or with a book.
ДЕКАБРИСТКИ
Dekabristka - is this »old friend», the eternaland devoted. Man-friend, a man-friend, which is set to »friendly sex mode.» Who do not about the »removal of the brain.» Dekabristka always listen. They understand and forgive. They are always there, if that. You can call at four in the morning easily. If necessary - they are ready to break in Naryan-Mar in any second. Dekabristka - she is also a psychoanalyst. With it, you can turn off all night viskar and talk heart to heart with ease mentioning his other passions together and sorting out the vicissitudes of relations. On the Decembrists Spell valid phrase: »Only you understand me.» And if she suddenly vzbryknet and declares serious intentions to someone else, a man-friend there and then there is: »What are you! You've got me! »And in the morning umchitsya again somewhere, and she will sigh and wait for when he will appear in three or four months.
ПИОНЕРКИ
Pioneer »always ready», of course, and believes onlyin the best. It's always something building: plans for a bright future, a birdhouse. Activist, Udarnitsa any difficulty. She can throw all the power to the alterations to the apartment of his chosen example. Or pereshet suddenly his pants. On the second day she will be called relations on a visit to his mother. Pioneer loves to take over the patronage of the man and take his re-education - even though he know and did not ask. It organizes trips: in the theater, in the woods, in a shooting gallery, for bread. This irrepressible girl all the time engaged in the preparation and conduct what else - every day in her life happens Olympics, where she is the main and only volunteer. And the others are all idiots, and »all by herself», »all by herself.» And even if we ask her to stop anything organize and relax - it can not. It will always be in the morning on the line, raise the flag. And then walk to sunset. For some unknown party said it »must». And she is always »for the truth.» Well, that is no you tales about the »white lie» or »emotional truth» (when, for example, do not talk about change, sparing the feelings of the partner) - although she is always the same. Black and white. »Our» and »Germans». And faith in love is like a huge pioneer unquenchable fire. Pioneer needs or the same walking side by side in shorts pioneer companion or Losers, which should be tightened. Or some completely inert little man with low self-esteem, which she needed to inspire and instruct on the right path. Normal men by her side.
МЕДСЕСТРИЧКИ
These are good-looking and very kind girl. Soft and pliable. They often feel sorry for men - and so they are easy to agree to have sex, if they are competent »to roll.» And then, the next day, one of her friends will ask, puzzled compassionate »sister»:
- How do you agree? You all saw it ?!
- But he asked for! He is so unhappy!
In general, it is such an erotic »Greenpeace».
ВЕРТЛЯВЫЕ
Girls, Lighter, active without anyintent. Always a little to dance - even without music. And be sure to sing loudly in the car driving, shooting video simultaneously. They are always invited to corporate parties and weddings, they have countless »friends.» They are not only very mobile, but also very tactile: love to cuddle. Aquatic could take and sit in the unfamiliar man on his knees. Or, in the midst of a party to jump into the pool in clothes. If she came to you for a visit, she just need to give some task, or inadvertently interrupt all the dishes. Typically, these drop dead after two glasses of wine on the couch in the apartment people obscure them. After six or seven hours of sleep, they are again ready to ride and fotkatsya their favorite way - to jump and expressive mouth wide open.
ГЕРАНЬ
Calm, »background» girl. Pleasant in all respects, with a gentle elven appearance. Creates cosiness in the house, in a restaurant in the park. Unpretentious. She cooks well and little talking. With it, you can come in any company, the main thing just go, do not forget. As a rule, it has some unusual skill: playing the saxophone, has a fifth dan in combat martial arts school or a collection of photos of Yoko Ono. Only it suddenly know after seven years of relationship.
ПРИНЦЕССЫ
Magical fairies, who were raised consistentlysaying, »You are the most beautiful!» And if a boy did something nasty, teasing, did not share the candy or pulled the pigtails, the adults said, »What are you, she's a girl!» And this here »onazhedevochka» stuck in them for life. From the first class they are in the details, like get married. The third class, they already know what will be cut out and the dress of cream layer cake. In the sixth, they are choosing names for children. By the tenth grade they still dangling braid to her waist, which is a pity to cut them, and in the room unicorns collection of all kinds and your own photos in frames. Every day, they rehearse it in the bathroom for a beauty contest, and walking down the street, is always present, that removed the clip. Princess never do that might seem to someone ugly. And never leave the house without a full marafeta. Friendships only with the girls - the same princesses. With humor, they are generally very tight, and they are very vulnerable. But if there is a knight, they are very loving and faithful. But more often marry in the stairwell neighbors.
There is also alpha females - Upgrade of Russian battle-women and illustrationparadoxical aphorism »a real man - a woman»; and exalted lady, who on occasion and without incident quoted Tsvetaeva, vintage brooches are big, strong powder and good at playing the guitar badly; and troublesome, »mom», collecting sandwiches her man in the street, even though he went just take out the trash ... But all is, of course, are not listed.
Я надеюсь, вам было интересно, и вы извлекли из этих наблюдений что-то полезное. А вообще приятно, что наряду с растущим долларом и важными футбольными матчами мы перманентно фигурируем в этом списке главных тем.
