Epigraph:
The black man said, "Well, how's winter in Russia?".
"Green, tolerable... But white is a NIGHTMARE!!!"
You can argue that Moscow is not lucky with the climate, but here it is, as they say, one of two things. Actually, it's much worse. Moreover, our Moscow "green winter" is the most wonderful season, when nature itself favors a pleasant and low-budget pleasant in each other people surrounded by nature. And if you still not opened the season of picnics-barbecues, it is generally unclear about what you think! Urgently, turn off your computer and go to sharpen the skewers!
But in addition kebabs, romantic walks through city parks, inspection situated near Moscow manors – you have something to entertain yourself on the plane and the man next to you! It is time for beach volleyball and jet skiing. And you can just swim and lie on the dusty bed, talking about nothing or perceives cards. In short, buy yourself melting instead faded from a basin of bleach and call her friend. If the phone is not answered or the caller is out — move one of the below routes one. After all, the beach is the best place for Dating with beautiful stranger, which could prove to be a decent girl or, on the contrary, the adventurer. In General, there is, in Moscow's suburban beaches (and not only in distant zahranicie!) on the grass and sand are ladies for every taste and waiting for the sacramental question "say, girlie, what time is it?". And especially – no ruffles and skirts do not hide all the nuances of the figure in a bathing suit. Good hunting!
Glamorous
Parliament-the beach (Super beach)
www.superbeach.ru</strong>
It's not the club, but not just the beach in Strogino the floodplain. Here you can even bring ladies, which usually take sea baths somewhere in the Philippine atolls. In General, other here is not necessary. Entrance fee – 300 rubles boys, girls 200. At the open-air party which are periodically commit – 500 rubles without taking into account gender differences. For these, you will agree, a little money, you get the opportunity to merge with nature in the most comfortable environment – that is, from the toilets of a class "Lux", wi-fi, hookah, massages and a gym, karaoke facilities and Japanese cuisine. It is clear that in such a swanky place it was ridiculous to try to save money. To meet there can, but again, it is desirable to have a platinum card. Fashionable girls are usually favored generous and sophisticated gentlemen. Triceps to swing, to wave a couple of "Mojito", flop down on a plastic deck chair and winking at the blonde with a diamond piercing in the navel. If the lady did not turn away, you can offer to give her a lesson of Windsurfing. Next time come here to soak after a night of party beach is available.
How to find: the m. item "Shchukinsky", then to the side of the Moscow river.
Sports
Water stadium
http://www.beach-club.ru/</strong>
Picky girl is a problem, which is best radical shake pretty head. This is how to shake – literally and radically. Bring the young lady to covered Maritime sand beach of water stadium "Dinamo", where this year the ZORB attraction operates. Pay 500 rubles (for 200 for the entrance you have already paid), help your companion to get inside a giant transparent ball and quickly get away. And she, happily squealing, will literally walk the wheel. If your friend is not pathological blonde, then she will appreciate your sense of humor and care about maintaining a high level of adrenaline in the blood. After this test, can continue the taming of the shrew, organizing jet-skiing, pedal boats, water skiing or anchored to the boat "banana". Though "Caterina" is likely to want vodka and water. Take the care to read a lecture about the dangers that lurk in the water of an intoxicated person and, before she could argue, is pull her face mask and snorkel and try to pair dive. At the end of the program, each of Petruccio, show mercy — feed and hydrate the tired heroine. If you're lucky, after this day you will have a loyal and sweet friend. You will also need steadfastness in carrying out the educational line and is a rather plump wallet.
How to find: Leningradskoe sh. 43. (m. "Water stadium")
Romantic
Troparevo</strong>
Romantic is when two people on the boat ride. In principle, in Moscow many boat stations, but this is so beautiful and the pond in which swimming is allowed officially, and the old Park, and some no civilization in the form of awnings from the sun, showers, tents with ice cream and soda, and the audience is all around a more decent and family – it should be ride to the South-West of the capital. Rowing needs a man, while he stares into her slightly slanted eyes and a smiling mouth, his hidden thoughts. Sitting on the stern lady, in turn, needs occasionally to disturb the water surface by hand, bashfully to correct a skirt, weave a wreath and periodically become crimson (option – based paint must rush to her face). To hide his confusion, the girl leaping and laughing draws the attention of the gentleman at the flying Seagull. But he stares with his red-cheeked companion and continues to smile mysteriously. If his thoughts could get out of my head at the light of God, all this romantic nonsense immediately vanished, because the male brain is quite definitely responds to all these preludes type of riding on boats and other activities outside of the handle. So, guys, approach, throw off their skirts, clothes, bathe, and then ice cream!
How to find: "Teply Stan" or "Yugo-Zapadnaya", then by bus No. 227 or 144 to OST. "Ul.AK.Vinogradov").
Traditionally (non-traditional)
Silver forest</strong>
In Serebryany Bor, in addition to ordinary swimming and sunbathing, you go, as you know, the fans for people to see and be seen. I mean, nudists and those lucky people who don't know what the Internet show how want naked bodies with much more harmonious configuration. But you with these funny characters will not meet if spread his pique coverlet on the 2nd or 3rd beach is traditionally quiet, family places, "mattress" recreation. As in "Serebii" or, otherwise, "Serbare" forbidden to light fires, to walk and animals to drink beverages from glass containers, as the main form of leisure remains crossword puzzles and flirtation. Can be combined: for example, to stick to a couple girlfriends asking, "are horse-drawn carts, five letters". When the sun pripechet capital, offer a relaxed and lost vigilance girlfriends to cool off in the water, then wander over to the rental Desk and be astonished prices for the right one minute ride on a jet ski. If ladies absolutely trust you, try to convince them to move to a nudist beach on the pretext that there is much less people. What is actually true.
How to find: M. "Polezhaevskaya", then trolleybus. 20, 21, 65, 86 to the stop Serebryany Bor.
Achtung!
The left Bank of the Khimki reservoir.
"The left Bank"</strong>
There are days when you get discouraged... After all it is that Nakata causeless melancholy by ruined lives. And become suddenly unbearable pity myself from thinking that all beautiful girls and successful men rest in decent places, while you're at the behest of the evil rock have to save on a taxi and even – horror of horrors! – a business lunch. When the world falls apart, know that there is a solution!.. No! We are not talking about the place where a well to drown! On the contrary, by visiting a dirty, unkempt beach with cigarette butts, broken glass and beer caps in the grass trampled down, shining where once lay the sand, after wandering through muddy water or even risking it to bathe, quenching thirst from a free water fountain and sending in the free toilets – you realize that life is getting better! Because sun, water and fresh air – fun free. What a beautiful girl – not all pretentious lover of freebies. What is the most beautiful game in the world is beach volleyball in "the circle", during which you have cut her foot on a beer cap and the most beautiful girl you had first aid, blushing and silly chirping about stupid things.
How to find: from metro station "Rechnoy Vokzal" by bus № 739 to the hotel "Soyuz". Or from the railway station Khovrino any buses. Or walk from the Levoberezhnaya station (Leningradsky station).
Academic
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The beach is located near the stadium "Science" on the street Academic Big. Note, the beach is not sand, more of a "herb". But the bottom goes down smoothly. There is a rental boats and catamarans. Excellent conditions for free Amateur fishing.
Area recreation includes the beach, a forest, a Park furniture, playgrounds, volleyball court, game room with arcade games, table hockey, table tennis and Billiards. There is a rental boats and catamarans. Excellent conditions for free Amateur fishing.
How to find: from metro station "Voykovskaya" metro station by bus No. 179, 191, 114 and 282, and bus number. 57От "Petrovsko-Razumovskaya" stations are those same buses, but the trolley does not go out. Also the beach can be reached from the m. item "Dmitrovsky" 27th tram.
