Women and shopping

Category: World out of fashion | 03 апреля 2016, 13:53

Many men foolishly think that shopping for women - the easiest way to happiness. If only they knew: how this path is thorny ...

Going to the store, we do not know howHe will meet us if the necessary things will smile, agree among themselves whether our taste, size, price, purse contents. If something goes wrong - the tragedy is inevitable. The first version of the tragedy: the lack of shopping. It usually does not bode. Solemnly packed you start hunting for the most elegant blouses, skirts, which can be can be purchased at most tasty prices using discount cards (http://hotprint.ua/production/plastic-cards.html) Brand boutiques. It is not known how many kilometers have to go to a meeting with the desired object. In order to avoid mistakes, it is better to see everything, and preferably several times. So you circled the shopping malls, markets, boutiques, like a bee gathering pollen information. In most cases, you do it not alone, but with someone of like-minded people, just like you: hardworking and tireless seekers of glamorous dresses. When the information is sufficient, and the pollen is over, you move to the honey: the seller declares his desire to try on items.

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И начинаются эротические танцы у зеркала с разглядыванием своей фигуры. О, бесцеремонные магазинные зеркала! Зачем они тебя оскорбляют? В самых разных частях тела. То вдруг скажут, что грудь маловата, то плечи широковаты. А ноги! Ну, кто в таких ходит? Они могли бы быть длиннее, попа круглее, животик меньше… И вообще, всё могло быть гораздо лучше. Должно быть лучше, для столь божественного наряда. Разве такие части тела можно носить под эти вещи? Их можно только порицать. Ты и порицаешь, причём, нередко довольно громко, надеясь получить опровержение своих неутешительных наблюдений. Тактичные продавцы начинают тебя успокаивать — реабилитируют в твоих глазах твои же части тела. Так проходят многие минуты, а может, и часы. Время здесь категория бессмысленная. Ты уже готова мириться со своими ногами, животом, грудью, но вот кофточка. После продолжительного дефилирования тебя вдруг осеняет: «Что-то не то!» И ты просто уходишь… Ни с чем.

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And then, on the way home, you know that was wrong. Tireless legs get a new team: back to the store. During that same blouse that you chose long minutes the endless hours that you so loved and you love you ... Now you do it accurately realized. Without it not be your lucky splendor ... the anticipation ... Inspired Shop. The door flies. You throw in the middle. Sellers are not visible, visible only to him soulless, cold. Dummy. He - naked. And where's your blouse? Last timid hope: »Do not have time to hang up after fitting.» But no! We had time. Not only hang, even to sell. That's bad luck. I want to cry, cry. To comfort you can only buy new: new love large rag. But when it still meet?

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After all, there are so many obstacles. Why is this fabulous dress is worth so much? Why gold blouse is sold only in conjunction with black pants, why do they dress? After all, the bottom you do not need, but the top - very suitable for your favorite mini skirt. Of course, you might have to agree on the pants, but they do not agree to your wallet, he says that will not sustain two things. If not for that money purse disagreement failure ...


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