Get married. Get married. What are the toys? Yes, I decided — and to dissuade me is useless. Bought a ring, a bouquet of flowers and even rehearsed in front of a mirror. Well, good luck to me... PAH-PAH-PAH...
January 15
Today I go to the Marina in marriage. Scared as hell. And no matter what you've been Dating for three years suddenly fails? Say, I've waited so long-waited and was tired, fuck you, Mr. Jackson, with his ring along the Piterskaya street. I wonder if she realizes? Although... more as noted by Ilf and Petrov, there is no girl who, at least, a week would not know about the imminent expression of feelings.
Well, in the fight! Before, as you know, the hand of the bride asked for her parents. Hmm, it used to be harder. And even had to negotiate a bride price. The ransom can be money, livestock, hunting game. Great! I come, then, to the future mother-in-law with a cow on a rope and a piggy Bank under your arm... Even for the bride had to work in the house of the future father-in-law. But at the same time and cut firewood, dragged water, trash make... so wish me luck!
24 February
Yesterday were celebrating defender of the Fatherland Day, and we with Marina announced to everyone that decided to get married. Future mother-in-law, in my opinion, crossed himself and sighed quietly. But loudly screaming marinkina girlfriend. Now we will prepare for the wedding. Of course, the "will" is a strong word. Yesterday as it turned out, my missus is already even and the dress looked, and the shoes and the bride's bouquet she will have daisies. I'm the only one not yet in the theme.
Of course, all hurried to ask: "Well, when you get to the wedding"? Elena (she's my favorite future mother-in-law) said to marry must on the Red hill (and this year it falls on may 4). What Marina burst into tears, — "no she wants all life to suffer". Then the floor was taken by Alexander Mikhailovich (the future father-in-law, who is also the candidate of historical Sciences, and simply a smart guy).
He told me that they used to say: "I would love to get married, do may not allow it" or: "Good people do not marry in may". This is primarily due to the fact that in may field works start, which is completed only in the fall. May was considered a heavy month because the winter reserves were already over, and summer food was not. In may tried not only not to marry, but not to Woo: it was believed that strong family may not be. Actually, many couples enter into a Union in may and absolutely happy.
Still decided to marry in June.
April 18
Wedding fever is in full swing. Today I discussed with Marina the details of the wedding. She decided that the dress will not put on white, and colored some (slightly). Went today to watch the Banquet hall. I think the wedding is gorgeous (all that was acquired by overwork...). Marina does. We bought invitation — be sure to doves and rings, and that loyalty will. We ordered a carriage like a Prince, and without a horse?.. And ribbon bought at the machine. The store almost had a fight. Somewhere she had read that wedding cars need to decorate with red ribbons. It is something symbolizing the purity and virginity of the bride and all that. But blue ribbons are reversed. Long to decide what to take. Took those and others equally. For me, I would have taken blue.
I bought a ton of pins. I said, "You to the metal for the wedding going?" So no. The ancient custom. It turns out that the groom and the bride need to clip to clothing safety pin a head downwards from the evil eye. The bride on the hem of the dress (from the inside), the groom where the buttonhole, but not necessarily so as the pin was not visible. Insanity.
April 19
Decided to get married in the Church. Thought long and hard about it, all weighed and discussed. Already went to the Cathedral and agreed with the priest. So, in the nearest plans: to buy a towel, wedding candles, special icons, and Marina wondered what to throw on the shoulders — in the open dress can not in the Church, and the head must cover the veil. And she flowers. Now veil with flowers.
Today was the future mother-in-law. He received valuable instructions about how decent and behave properly in the Church. We have to stick together, that no one has passed or to come between us. That the Union was indestructible! Yes he's indestructible. Another point: wedding candles blow out simultaneously and nothing else — is to a long life together. Then you need to look in the mirror, apparently having once again to strengthen the Union.
When you exit the Church we will liberally sprinkle rice, millet and wheat grains — ready to let in abundance (God grant!).
April 23
Today, Marina went with my mother and Natasha in the dress. Not the best four hours of my life I spent in the car. Ate, smoked, read a newspaper, listened to radio, disassembled in the glove box, threw some trash out of the trunk again, ate, wanted to leave... What can you do with a dress in the salon for four hours? As it turned out, they bought a dress, underwear, veil, hair ornaments and necklaces.
As a true gentleman, timidly tried to pick up weighty packages. For which he received a portion of the screams that cannot see the bride's wedding dress. Holy smoke, so it was in the package! All the way, squinting at the package. Natasha showed a fist.
Marina was sitting and thinking how she'll manage the wedding day to wear something new, something with "someone else's shoulder" and something used. Another stupid custom. Like the old joke about how kids in the sandbox boast: "I Have mom's eyes and dad's nose," to which the other responds proudly, "And I have pants older brother". Here sit down and think.
April 27
Heavy day. Went to buy a suit. Why bring Anton? It would be better if one went. I won't say what. This mod dragged me resisting all men's departments until I fell asleep in the dressing room in a new shirt. Finally bought a gray suit, light pink shirt and a few ties. Apparently, shopping is contagious. Left the worst thing is the shoes. The fact that I have impressive feet, suffer my whole life and I suffer every time when you have to break in a new pair.
So what do you think? Shoes bought. Yes there it was! Marina presented me some pre-revolutionary (besides rusty and curve) of a Nickel. The silent question in my eyes quickly received a response. It turns out that the couple didn't need the money, the groom in the wedding day to put in the right Shoe a coin, which is then saved as a family heirloom. No comment. "Suddenly my mother's bedroom bow-legged and lame..." About me, apparently, wrote. With such a coin won't get far. Refuse.
April 29
At work it already knows that the head of Department is married. Well that's where the information took? After all was kept to the last! So many advice from all sides: what to do, what not to forget and all that jazz.
Some say: "just to show who's boss! Here is how will come from the Church or from the Registrar's office to your parents, be sure to have a loaf bite off too many the biggest piece". Where would I go? This bird (I mean future wife) sitting on a diet for the second month, pecks there a pic or a leaf of lettuce. Although she may be starving and will eat more than me? We ought to practice.
Sign funny, invented rather for the uplifting and cheerful mood. But the custom is to greet with bread and salt, is quite ancient. I have learned that bread is a powerful talisman against evil forces. And on the second day after the wedding, will go to the mother on the pancakes. Was reading in a mens magazine that has been this tradition, informing about the chastity of the bride. If the groom ate the middle of the pancake and put it aside the plate, then the bride lost her virginity. Oops.
May 15
For the wedding almost everything is ready. Guests will be many, the climate is warm. Marinka doesn't want the rain, afraid to get dirty clothes and shoes. Unexpected rain on the wedding day, my dear, to riches in the young family. Rain — a symbol of harvest. And the harvest will be and prosperity at home.
Yesterday was walking in the Park and laughed like crazy. Natasha brought Marina some old book about how to behave like a bride before and during the wedding. Died of laughter. "If my husband sleeps a lot — nasipit yourself krivoglaz wife" is here talking about? I love to sleep, but Marina I did not curve, and the most that neither is best. And here's another: "Before the wedding the bride needs a little cry, a happy marriage". So, darling, get ready crystal tears drop...
May 17
Today took the wife to order a bouquet. This time I came prepared. For the following two hours spent with benefit: sleep.
On the way back listened to a lecture about what a bouquet she would not let go of throughout the day. At the Banquet and puts it on the table in front of him, and in the evening take in the bedroom. Cute girl from the florist shop of my Marinka's warned that if she will release the bouquet, and happiness can fly away like a bird. Well, not ugly? And who such a job takes? So the bridesmaids and other unmarried ladies Marina will throw another pre-arranged, "fake" a bouquet that's a little like the bride's bouquet.
May 31
Before the wedding week. Cake ordered. The master of ceremonies impatiently. Or Marina in the state. But somehow I have fun. As for the Banquet the day before they fought with the mother. In the end, I departed with the score 0:5. Let it be so. Most importantly, we're getting married, and even what the weather will be what candy and how much vodka — it's not that important!
Today with Alexander Mikhailovich was checking on his car beeper volume. The thing is, the louder we will honk the better. In short, there again some of his historical excursions.
First, we don't go straight way. People say that it is necessary to mislead the evil spirits and thus the route chosen complicated, intricate. By the way, on this occasion, in some countries, to the rear bumper adhere empty cans that rattled on the road and frightened off any evil spirits. Secondly, when we drive to the place of celebration of a wedding should honk loudly. This also applies to the warding off of evil spirits, the evil eye.
June 7
Today I got up early, shaved, showered, dressed up in all new and villages. Half an hour later the boys arrive, will dress up the car. After a couple of hours in my apartment Buda bunch of fun and smart people. We'll go for my Princess.
Wish me luck! I hope that everything will be fine (will report later).
Holy smoke, where did this stupid Nickel?..
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