Inflammation tricks

Category: Children | 19 октября 2014, 09:12

This is not an article but a whole book for parents. Recommendations and checked on their own children's experience. To be treated from inflammation tricks — and really hard work. Judge for yourself...

Tell me, how often does your child appear strange symptoms such as sore throat, temperature 37 on the thermometer, and the look and feel, like, okay? Or severe headache that starts abruptly, sits down when it's time for homework or clean his room, and abruptly ends when called for a stroll friends or want to play computer games? Somehow I believe that 90% of parents faced with such a hard-curable disease as simulation, or, folk -, inflammation tricks.

At the time, my mother with an enviable rate could put me such diagnosis. My sister and I were healthy children, but still all kinds of colds NS us went around and gave the mother a lot of trouble. Over time, we've outgrown and unplanned school holidays came no more often than once a season. That's when I began to master the art of simulation. What I do to stay at home: heat the thermometer (first iodine cold water then under hot, half a minute and 37 degrees ready), then his forehead against a towel-dryer, Mazal language infusion dental, practice that in the mirror sickly and ran to her mother. My mother always carefully listened to my complaints, asked where it hurts and how much, examined me, then sorry, ironed on the head, and said, "If you feel sick, I need a couple of days to stay home, to heal, to not become worse". But if you only knew how I had treated! Mom wrote out a huge "sheet" assignment: we had to drink tea every hour, gargle, lie in bed, to do all home and class assignments, and all this without TV and computer (cables from them disappeared somewhere), and another neighbor came by to see how I am treated. "What's that, some would think, because if the child faked the illness, and treatment to imitate him would not be very difficult". But from my own experience, to simulate the treatment is very hard work: you need to get rid of jars of jam, honey, lemons, my mother had left for tea, you need to get 8-9 cups that mom saw you drinking tea and gargle, also need to take care of dirty napkins because I have a terrible cold and a lot of little things. And homework is awful! So come home, and classroom exercises you need to do. In General, work the mountain, so still and boring. Not only that, home alone and the TV is not working, and ask why, not because you're sick and strength for the TV and the computer.

So I will be ill for a day and miraculously healed. "Ill" so a couple of times, I realized that mother knows that I'm healthy, and deceive her in this way could no longer. Soon I had a new method: I woke up, cheerfully going to school, and on the way I was "bad", "nauseous", "dizzy". The first couple of times mom got scared, took me home, in this case, the treatment she prescribe no time, as hurried to work — Superplan, sit at home, play without worries. Over time, parents became suspicious and, when I was "bad", still sent me to school, saying, "While you feel bad — sit in the school nurse, and how to feel better — going to lessons." What can you do, and this scheme is covered. Mom I can simulate, but before the health worker is scared, because he could see through me.

So, without breaking a sweat, never reproached me, not calling a liar, but without losing credibility, my parents cured me of inflammation of tricks. And as it turned out much later, parents of the above methods have overcome this illness! Although every disease, even invented, has its own reasons. My reason was mathematics. Well do not lay my soul to this great science. The mom noticed that bad to me in those days when the schedule is algebra and geometry, came up to the teachers, and explained to her that the na I catch stars in this direction, and the very opposite. We were recommended to go to additional lessons (luckily our school provided and these were free). So with grief in half, with my unwillingness and tears, with parental patience and persistence, I somehow came out on decent grades and stayed afloat. Yes only nausea and dizziness came back, and now everything was happening really — I really started to hurt. Physiological prerequisites for it, but I felt bad every Tuesday, I myself didn't understand why, it was feared, seriously ill. As it turned out, the cause of the malaise is the same — this damned math. I was in a very strong class and was afraid to go to the blackboard in front of the class, I was ashamed to go to a place with average or bad rating is all praise, and to praise me for that. As mom came up to me and said, "tomorrow you will not cause to the Board of the PA mathematics. I talked to the teacher, and we decided, that's one lesson you would bring to the Board. That does not excuse you from responsibility and from work in the classroom and at home, because evaluation, independent, classy, tests, examinations has not been canceled". You know, the fear disappeared, and with it nausea and dizziness. Over time I even raised my hand and went to the Board. Star mathematics I the SJC and the national Assembly became, 3 and 4, but no longer afraid. Parents didn't scold me for math, and enjoyed the successes in other areas and not to cycle only on what I'm not very good.

So parents treating inflammation tricks and my fears. Not the fact that this will be your hirugami, no generic methods, but from the point of view of the recent child can say: every disease has a reason, and if you listen carefully to your child and find her, with the same consequence as a simulation, you fight not to walk.

If your child a couple of times wants to skip school and comes up with this incredible illness (he will never tell you:" Mom, I want to stay home tonight, just so" — he will come up with the disease), leave it for one day to "cheer", but don't let him know that he was smarter than you, better say, "Okay, if you don't control, stay home and precise," but don't forget about the list of appointments.